HappyFloof Translations

After eating, Shi Shen had to say goodbye to Lin Jie and Glasses Bro, since he had a show that afternoon. Lin Jie saw that it was already a little after noon, so he bought a few packs of chilli sticks and walked with Glasses Bro toward the Xiao's apartment. "Do you want to come with me to feed Doudou his lunch?" "Doudou?" Glasses Bro gave Lin Jie a curious look. "Who's that?" "He's a dog that Little Mumu and I adopted." Lin told him. "Then why is he at Xiao Zhan's place?" Glasses Bro found this inexplicable. "Well, it's like this. His house is basically our demolition team's headquarters. If I keep it there with the team, Sis can't kill me." Lin Jie explained: "Right now, there's no one at Xiao Zhan's apartment, anyway. The top floor is plenty big, it can make a mess, and I don't have to clean up afterwards. "As expected, you're still shameless."

In H City, a short man walked out of an optical shop, and perched his newly purchased glasses on his nose. Looking at the crowd of people, the man could not hold back his tears. "I finally came back...hey!" said the man. The man who was crying over the street in front of him was Glasses Bro: "I finally got out of that damn world!" Looking at Glasses Bro crying on the street, the passing pedestrians looked like they were thinking, "What a retard!" "Master, congratulations on passing such a difficult test; These brave glasses here pledge their loyalty to you." A voice suddenly sounded in his mind. "It's thanks to you that I managed to escape that damn place." Glasses Bro said: "We will fight together till the end."    (T/N: srsly bro, don't inflict your glasses with death flags) As he spoke to the glasses on his nose, Glasses Bro didn't notice that the surrounding crowd had disappeared. A huge monster

"I didn't think you were so strong." Shi Shen stared at Lin Jie. "It's not that I'm strong; obviously, you are just too weak!" Lin Jie replied. "Alright, you won, I'll admit it." Shi Shen looked at Lin Jie and said: "I'll quit my hero career, as agreed." "You don't have to do that! It's not a competition." Lin Jie looked at Shi Shen: "What good would quitting do?" "Don't you care about winning?" Shi Shen looked angrily at Lin Jie. "You've been suppressing me right and left!" "There's something wrong with your head!" Lin Jie stared at the person in front of him: "Haven't I just been helping, not suppressing? I don't get anything out of it, and it's still such a pain." "It's not so simple!" said Shi Shen: "It's common for everyone in the same hero rank to compete. If you want to be promoted to a higher l

Lin Jie looked at Dong Xue'er, feeling uncomfortable. "Are you normal, at least?" "I'm not like them," Dong Xue'er said calmly. "And they're just a bit emotionally overwhelmed. They'll be fine after a few days in the mental hospital, so don't worry." "Let's go with that, then. I'll be relieved when they're back to normal." Lin Jie said. "Right, Lin Jie." Dong Xue'er hugged his arm all of a sudden. "I've realized that you're the only man for me. Let's go home quickly and make babies!" "..." Lin Jie struggled for a long time before finally gritting his teeth and saying: "You need to go to that mental hospital for a few days, too." "You sure about that? This might be your last opportunity to lose your virginity." Dong Xue'er teased Lin Jie. "No problem! My generation ** is not sloppy, wretched and without face." Lin Jie w