HappyFloof Translations

In H City, a short man walked out of an optical shop, and perched his newly purchased glasses on his nose. Looking at the crowd of people, the man could not hold back his tears. "I finally came back...hey!" said the man. The man who was crying over the street in front of him was Glasses Bro: "I finally got out of that damn world!" Looking at Glasses Bro crying on the street, the passing pedestrians looked like they were thinking, "What a retard!" "Master, congratulations on passing such a difficult test; These brave glasses here pledge their loyalty to you." A voice suddenly sounded in his mind. "It's thanks to you that I managed to escape that damn place." Glasses Bro said: "We will fight together till the end."    (T/N: srsly bro, don't inflict your glasses with death flags) As he spoke to the glasses on his nose, Glasses Bro didn't notice that the surrounding crowd had disappeared. A huge monster...

"I didn't think you were so strong." Shi Shen stared at Lin Jie. "It's not that I'm strong; obviously, you are just too weak!" Lin Jie replied. "Alright, you won, I'll admit it." Shi Shen looked at Lin Jie and said: "I'll quit my hero career, as agreed." "You don't have to do that! It's not a competition." Lin Jie looked at Shi Shen: "What good would quitting do?" "Don't you care about winning?" Shi Shen looked angrily at Lin Jie. "You've been suppressing me right and left!" "There's something wrong with your head!" Lin Jie stared at the person in front of him: "Haven't I just been helping, not suppressing? I don't get anything out of it, and it's still such a pain." "It's not so simple!" said Shi Shen: "It's common for everyone in the same hero rank to compete. If you want to be promoted to a higher l...

Lin Jie looked at Dong Xue'er, feeling uncomfortable. "Are you normal, at least?" "I'm not like them," Dong Xue'er said calmly. "And they're just a bit emotionally overwhelmed. They'll be fine after a few days in the mental hospital, so don't worry." "Let's go with that, then. I'll be relieved when they're back to normal." Lin Jie said. "Right, Lin Jie." Dong Xue'er hugged his arm all of a sudden. "I've realized that you're the only man for me. Let's go home quickly and make babies!" "..." Lin Jie struggled for a long time before finally gritting his teeth and saying: "You need to go to that mental hospital for a few days, too." "You sure about that? This might be your last opportunity to lose your virginity." Dong Xue'er teased Lin Jie. "No problem! My generation ** is not sloppy, wretched and without face." Lin Jie w...

Meanwhile, Lin Jie was waiting at the H City private airport. He had received a message from Xiao, saying that they would be arriving there on a private jet, and asking Lin Jie to come pick them up. Originally, Lin Jie hadn't wanted to go, but when he thought of Thirteen and the others, he couldn't resist coming to see what would happen. "Their plane is already more than an hour late. I guess they probably crashed on liftoff." Lin speculated. "I guess I'm not getting a good show after all." Just then, he suddenly caught sight of a plane. "It's finally here." Lin Jie watched the plane coming in. But he felt there was something wrong. "Are the exhaust fumes behind the plane black? That isn't very environmentally friendly. And if Thirteen is in there, why isn't the plane falling?" Then, as Lin Jie watched, the plane made a ninety degree turn in the air and dived, nose down, toward the landing strip. Fortunately,...